Turquoise Water

A few nights ago I had another one of my astral experiences.

I dreamed that I was with two people, a man and a woman, out in the woods. We were looking for herbs and other vegetation that we were going to use in a meal. As we walked through the woods we came across a large body of water. The man said, "Look the water is turquoise." I looked and indeed the water was turquoise. It was translucent, clear, and blue, like the water in some souvenir post cards. The woods and pretty much everything else around looked dark.

At this moment I became aware that I was in the astral, it wasn't a normal dream. There was an opening in the woods, I walked out of the woods and closer to the shore. From there I looked across the body of water and I could see some strange buildings on the other shore. The buildings looked like towers with oval or tear drop shaped tops. The tops looked like those on the Kremlin.

Except that the towers were much taller and were dark in color, like dark-midnight blue and purple, and the tops were even darker. Another difference is that the towers were separate structures, not part of one structure. I stood there and observed the scene.

After a short while I lost my lucidity. My consciousness went back to sleep and the astral travel reverted to the normal dream it had begun as. The man, woman, and I gathered our herbs and vegetation and walked back through the woods.

Ass Wipe

I had to do a little shopping for household supplies. I found some excellent toilet paper with Trump's face on it.

Now I wait patiently for the mother-of-all-dumps so I can wipe my ass with his face.

Interestingly, it looks as if he is puckering up. I guess he can kiss my ass too.

Ass wipe toilet paper, every Mexican household should have some.