Friday, April 10, 2020

Lot Lizard

Many many years ago I had a job as a gas station attendant. Actually I was a truck stop attendant.

This meant that I worked at a truck stop. You know, one of those places where trucks stop to refuel and truckers get to rest.

One night as I was walking among the parked big rigs I noticed some of them had a sticker that read "No Lot Lizards."

Completely ignorant of the issue I asked someone "What's a lot lizard?"

"It's a prostitute. A prostitute that slithers around truck stops," was the reply.

Alrighty then. Lot lizards are truck stop hookers.