The power went out in my neighborhood last weekend. It went out for several hours.
My place is lightly lit throughout the day by sunlight but as the sun sets the living quarters of my place begin to get dark. I stayed out in the living room for quite a while, but when the sun went down and the place became dark I headed straight to my bedroom.
I got onto bed, threw my zarape over myself and fell asleep. I've been sleeping in the nude for decades. And now that I live in the valley where it gets really hot I definitely sleep in the nude. So I got into bed in the nude. I fell asleep. At some point I woke up and heard the sound of running water. It sounded like people were outside splashing water onto themselves. But they were on my property and they were using up my water.
I got out of bed and got my pistol. My Glock 19. I inserted a magazine, and pulled back the slide.
It got jammed! I couldn't pull the slide back any further. A bullet got jammed in the chamber.
I attempted to pull back the slide and chamber a round twice and both times the pistol got jammed.
I pulled back on the slide with force and it fell apart.
It was at this moment that I realized I was in the astral.
Glock makes excellent firearms. It's just not possible for a Glock to fall apart when I forcefully pull back the slide.
This was the queue that I was in the astral. In the astral things aren't always what they seem to be. A Glock doesn't simply fall apart.
I got out of my bed and walked out of the rear door. It leads to my back yard.
I made a right turn onto what would be my driveway but instead finding my driveway I found an enclosed area in which people were happily splashing around with my water supply.
"Get the FVCK out of here," I yelled at them.
But instead of leaving they seemed to be frolicking even more. I realized it was futile to yell at them and want to get them out so I retired to my quarters.
I woke up shortly afterwards and realized I had been in the astral. I had a lucid dream.