You Earned That One Stupid

 Yes I did. I earned that one.

I'm just sitting here in my room, net surfing and listening to music. I reached over to get a beer. I dropped it, picked it up and thought about it for an instant. 

"Don't open the can," came to my mind. But nooooo. I had to open the can, and got sprayed in the face.

 

Now I feel stupid, but it's funny. I suppose I had to learn a lesson. But why did I have to learn any lesson? I already knew what would happen.

Oh my god! Am I insane?

The definition of insanity is to do the same thing and expect a different result.

I dropped a can of beer. It got shook up. I knew it was going to spray if I opened it. Why did I open it?

I don't know.

I got sprayed in the face. Now I feel Stupid.

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I was thirsty.