Ambulance Chaser

I'm sure most of you are now familiar with the United Airlines incident. The one in which a flyer is seen being dragged out of the airplane.

Well, I'm sitting here watching the news. And just a couple of minutes ago I heard the latest news regarding the incident. According to the newscaster, the man's attorney says that his injuries are worse than they look.

Hm? Since when did attorneys begin to practice medicine?

This reminds me of an old joke I read a long time ago. It went something like this,

"If you are injured, you don't need a doctor, an attorney can tell you what's wrong with you."

Hahahaha!!!! The classic example of an ambulance chaser!