The first black man bought the house, because he used some type of app. The second black man, the one with his pet toy dog is left without the house.
The white woman, the Realtor, says something to the effect of feeling sorry for him because he didn't get the house. He replies that she should show her sympathies to "Carlos," his dog.
Oh really? A black man named his dorky dog Carlos?
I guess it's time for me to get a measly old mutt and name him Tobi, or maybe Kunta Kinte. Then I'll feed him a cracker.
Tobi, or Kunta Kinte, eating a cracker.
Correction: Tobi should be spelled Toby. He's a character in the movie "Roots." Toby's real name is Kunta Kinte. He's a black man captured and sold as a slave to a white owner. Toby runs away, is captured and has his toes chopped off.
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